Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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