quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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