Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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