She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Boobs speak an international language.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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