That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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