I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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