just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
My balls are so social today.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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