it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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