Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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