she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
