Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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