So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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