I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Just puked most of my soul out..
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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