At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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