Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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