oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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