what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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