Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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