Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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