im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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