who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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