i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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