Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
