found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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