you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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