He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
