I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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