margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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