Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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