Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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