: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
how can u be prego again
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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