We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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