He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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