hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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