She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
we're so committed to being not committed
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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