Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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