I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
It was confusing and full of hummus
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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