What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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