the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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