Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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