are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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