He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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