return my video game
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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