I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
