Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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