apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Everclear isn't food dammit
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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