is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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