is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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