bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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