That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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