i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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