i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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