Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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