so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
pray to the hookup gods
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I think I just sharted jello shots
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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