we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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