Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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